"You've met your match, Poodle Boy, for I am Big Mean Kitty!" | |
"Go ahead. Whisper sweet nothings in my ear, Poodle Boy." | |
"Gah .... Mrmphhmpph!" | |
"I'll teach you to take such liberties! Take that, Poodle Boy!" | |
"Ha HAH. I swat you." | |
"You call those teeth?" | |
"Ow! Er, I mean, tee-hee, that tickles!" | |
"You see? I am unscathed! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!" | |
"Tired of trying to best me, Poodle Boy?" | |
"Sleep then, defeated one, and when you have regained your strength, we shall battle again!" | |
That's right Poodle Boy - a strong offense is the best defense. Bite back against those kitties lest they usurp your kind (I can only hope) as Man's Best Friend.
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