Yes, I know, sometimes you decide you want to marinate something for dinner, but you didn't plan ahead and don't have time to let things sit in the marinade for more than 10 minutes. What to do? You can opt for a brief marinade, or let the marinating dish sit until tomorrow's dinner, or you can shell out $150 for the Reveo Food Tumbler!
This is a tool for "serious cooks," as the marketing copy reads. I'll say. Seriously rich cooks.
Here's how it works: "A commercial vacuum pump creates an incredible level of marinade absorption as it pulls air out from the barrel, tumbles and stretches the food's fibers, drawing marinades to the core of your food. The large barrel fits a whole chicken or roast, so invite your friends."
It's dishwasher safe and comes with with a one-year warranty. What more could you ask for?
Thanks to Kyla at OHC: Omnivore Herbivore Carnivore for pointing me to Skymall for a rich source of silly kitchen gadgets.