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"Does this collar make my butt look fat?"
"Your breath smells like cookies."
"Can you hear me now?"
"If you laugh one more time I will bite you..., I mean kick you...no, I can't do that either. JUST DON"T LAUGH!"
"OK, OK, I'll let you borrow the white hat but I'm not giving up my blue sock."
I was going to say "please speak directly into the cone," but I like "can you hear me now?" better.
"Fine...it looks silly. But I get 150 channels on my tv now."
Oh my goodness! Very funny and clever. I love goofy humor.
You guys are awesome! Thanks for making me laugh out loud. Really.