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"Does this collar make my butt look fat?"
"Your breath smells like cookies."
"Can you hear me now?"
"If you laugh one more time I will bite you..., I mean kick you...no, I can't do that either. JUST DON"T LAUGH!"
"OK, OK, I'll let you borrow the white hat but I'm not giving up my blue sock."
I was going to say "please speak directly into the cone," but I like "can you hear me now?" better.
"Fine...it looks silly. But I get 150 channels on my tv now."
Oh my goodness! Very funny and clever. I love goofy humor.
You guys are awesome! Thanks for making me laugh out loud. Really.
Go ahead, make me laugh, please. I need it!
"Does this collar make my butt look fat?"
ReplyDelete"Your breath smells like cookies."
ReplyDelete"Can you hear me now?"
ReplyDelete"If you laugh one more time I will bite you..., I mean kick you...no, I can't do that either. JUST DON"T LAUGH!"
ReplyDelete"OK, OK, I'll let you borrow the white hat but I'm not giving up my blue sock."
ReplyDeleteI was going to say "please speak directly into the cone," but I like "can you hear me now?" better.
ReplyDelete"Fine...it looks silly. But I get 150 channels on my tv now."
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! Very funny and clever. I love goofy humor.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are awesome! Thanks for making me laugh out loud. Really.
ReplyDelete