You've probably seen the Hello Kitty toaster ($25), which leaves an imprint of Kitty on your bread, but how about this? It's The New York Times toaster! For a mere $85, you can have the logo of the Gray Lady of Gotham imprinted on your breakfast. All the news that's fit to print, and all the bread that fits (two slices).
OK, the logo plates are removable and a toaster's not a silly gadget, but you'd sure have to love your morning rag to shell out for this one. Silliness works for Hello Kitty, not so much for The New York Times.
Here's a business idea: you could sell toasters with customized plates, just like Cafe Press t-shirts!
What would you like to see printed on your toast?