A fireman's work is never done

I spotted this headless fellow from a distance and wondered, "What the ... ?" Sprawled in an office chair outside the fire station, Fireman Bob is on guard. On guard against what? you ask. Against flames? Terrorist attacks? Hoodlums and thugs? Ready to leap into action to save heart-attack victims and kittens in trees?

Why no. Fireman Bob is protecting the lawn.
Apparently a horticultural-minded colleague decided the firetruck driver needed a little guidance after rolling over the grass earlier in the day.