This is starting to become a bad habit.
"Stop right there, Sophie."
"Oh, no reason. Just wanted to snap your picture."
Mom saw my post about mocking my old dog on the Internet and said she was drawing up a contract with Sophie's help. When Mom is deaf, half-blind and wobbly, I am not allowed to post photos of her or mock her frailties.
Gee, Mom, where's the fun in that?