The day almost got past me without a post.
Here's a quickie (and aptly so):
I'm in the checkout lane at Safeway tonight and the checker and bagger (middle-aged male, 20-something female) are giggling about something and rolling their eyes, and saying, "Really! How bizarre!"
"So what's the story?" I ask.
The checker looks me over, decides to tell. "I was working in produce last year, rolling my cart around, and suddenly it gets hung up on something. Won't move. I look down to check the wheels, and what do I find hung up on one?"
"A pair of women's thong underwear!"
I gasp, then burst out laughing. "So did you get any calls?"
The bagger looks at me. "Would you call?"
"Hell no!" I say, and we laugh some more.
I collect my bags to go. "Have a panty-free evening!" I say.
"She certainly did!"