Maybe I lead a charmed life, but I can't recall a visit to the DMV ever being very painful. These days, of course, you can do a lot of administrative stuff online, which makes it even easier.
I needed to renew my plates, but had forgotten to change my address, so I had to go in person on Monday.
You walk in, push a button on a machine according to what you need to do, and get a ticket with a number on it. It even tells you how long your approximate wait time is. In this case, seven minutes. You just wait for your number to come up on the display. Bing, bang, boom, you're done in two shakes of a bee's butt.
Driving home, I thought, hmmm, maybe I should get vanity plates next time. Except someone already got mine:
If you were to get vanity plates, what would they say?