Saturday, February 17, 2007

Big Mean Kitty

"You've met your match, Poodle Boy, for I am Big Mean Kitty!"
"Go ahead. Whisper sweet nothings in my ear, Poodle Boy."
"Gah .... Mrmphhmpph!"
"I'll teach you to take such liberties! Take that, Poodle Boy!"
"Ha HAH. I swat you."
"You call those teeth?"
"Ow! Er, I mean, tee-hee, that tickles!"
"You see? I am unscathed! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!"
"Tired of trying to best me, Poodle Boy?"
"Sleep then, defeated one, and when you have regained your strength, we shall battle again!"

1 comment:

  1. That's right Poodle Boy - a strong offense is the best defense. Bite back against those kitties lest they usurp your kind (I can only hope) as Man's Best Friend.