| "You've met your match, Poodle Boy, for I am Big Mean Kitty!" |  | 
| "Go ahead. Whisper sweet nothings in my ear, Poodle Boy." |  | 
| "Gah .... Mrmphhmpph!" |  | 
| "I'll teach you to take such liberties! Take that, Poodle Boy!" |  | 
| "Ha HAH. I swat you." |  | 
| "You call those teeth?" |  | 
| "Ow! Er, I mean, tee-hee, that tickles!" |  | 
| "You see? I am unscathed! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!" |  | 
| "Tired of trying to best me, Poodle Boy?" |  | 
| "Sleep then, defeated one, and when you have regained your strength, we shall battle again!" |  | 
That's right Poodle Boy - a strong offense is the best defense. Bite back against those kitties lest they usurp your kind (I can only hope) as Man's Best Friend.
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