The Collector was not receiving visitors today, so you're out of luck, sorry. Just sit tight and all will be revealed eventually.
Meanwhile, riddle me this: United sent me an email about their new "Door-to-Door Baggage" feature, in which you pay United $149 and up per bag to have FedEx pick up and deliver it.
Now, the luggage-by-mail concept is not new, and may be a good idea if you're really worried about the airline losing your bag. Or if you just don't want to carry it.
But I can't figure out from the United promotion page why there would be any advantage in paying United to to pay FedEx, rather than going to FedEx directly. Nowhere does it say that you'll get a better deal through United. "United is the first airline to save you time and money with this simple and convenient service," they say. Where are they saving me money?