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The giant zuke got its wish today, a matchup with some luscious blossoms. First, a little rendezvous between the garlic and onion to set the mood, then a trip for the zuke through the mandoline ("Eek! Ow! Ouf!").

Then some bondage. ("This wasn't what I had in mind!")

At last, after a long, hot bath with some tomatoes and chicken stock, they met and mingled. Some linguini joined the fun, as did one last, whole blossom to gussy up their sordid affair.