For the lush who has everything, you might consider this "nostalgic" martini shaker. It says it's nostalgic right on the label.
But I'm more inclined to label it "notstalgic." Oh, for the good old days when nobody believed in exercise and even shaking up a bracing shot (or two) (or three) of Tanqueray with ice was too damn much work.
Yes, for only $60, you, too, can conjure up those boozy golden days with this fabulous counter-hogging gadget and never have to set your upper-arm fat a-jigglin' again.
Available in red or black.